he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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