What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
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if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
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there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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