So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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