I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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