I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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