I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
We have started to decorate penises.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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