yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
omg this kid i'm babysitting is making a penis out of playdough ahhhh.
He just rolled me a 'baby penis' as opposed to his 'big boy' penis that he crafted...he just demanded that I roll him a penis.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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