Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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