remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
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I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
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i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
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