We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
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I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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