he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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