Ambien. No doubt about it.
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
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