I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
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I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
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By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
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