yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
