it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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