i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
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I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
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Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
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