So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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