i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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