I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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