i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
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I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
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After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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