just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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