I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
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you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
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But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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