"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
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No you dumbass thats not right
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
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One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
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It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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