I got a call from 999 999 9999. I didn't answer it because I was too busy freaking out about the number.
It was probably Jesus.
I feel like he would have left a message.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
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We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
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i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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