Please, let me fuck your mom
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
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She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
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After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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