East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
I will be naked everywhere
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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