I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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