two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
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