Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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