dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
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that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
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The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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