am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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