Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
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we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
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I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
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