at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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