So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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