i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
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i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
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Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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