Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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