all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
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i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
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Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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