There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Acid is not a monday night drug
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
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