God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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