But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
even my farts smell like vagina
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
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