How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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