Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
Boobs are out for the taking
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
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