it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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