once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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