Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
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He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
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I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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