I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
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you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
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I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
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