im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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