Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
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Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
You can't just leave with hair like that
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
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I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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