I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
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He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
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All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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