So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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