sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
You can't motorboat a personality
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
Randomize
