bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
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They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
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Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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