Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
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